Latest In Water Meters¶
The Future of Water Measurement…
Introducing the Stone Age SmartFlow™ 1.0¶
The world’s first fully analog, fully wooden, fully splash‑powered water meter.
Cutting‑edge rope‑driven technology: Forget Wi‑Fi, forget Bluetooth — this baby runs on string. A loop so advanced, it makes bicycles jealous.
Eco‑friendly design: Crafted from 100% renewable wood and powered by gravity itself. No batteries, no chargers, just pure prehistoric sustainability.
Intuitive interface: A bold red arrow that even a caveman could understand. Left means “not much water,” right means “uh‑oh, you’re flooding the valley.”
Seamless integration: Works perfectly with your existing hollowed‑out log plumbing system.
This isn’t just a water meter. It’s a revolution in hydro‑prehistoric engineering. Historians will call it the moment humanity leapt from “guessing how wet things are” to “measuring it with style.”